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Jedi Powers and Kharma

So out of my first three flights I had three poor mans first class. (no one
in the next seat)
I decided that perhaps if I have a couple of brews I may fall asleep.

The bartender gave me the sports pages of the Minnesota newspaper and
started asking me questions related to the world of sports.
I then explained about playing kickball to the other patrons.

I get on the plane, near last and I see some stupid guy seated next to me.
This was not acceptable because he would be in my space and I would have to
push him over. Then I would get anxious that they were two people in my row.

They were some empty seats, so I asked him, "how did you end up in a middle
seat"? He told me he had booked a window but they put him in a middle. I
told him that I would not allow the airline to treat me like that so I told
him to insist to the flight attendants that he be moved. We played seat
tetris and happily no poor soul ended up in my row.

On the way through the airport I found the one material thing I mostly
covet, an iPhone but without a second thought or an ounce of regret, I
called some numbers and got one of his friends.
Then later the guy called me so I will be fedexing it to him (with his
account number)

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